dear blog,
It’s been a long time. missed you. Had loads on my mind and hand, really glad to be back. while i was away Barca gave Man Utd a footballing lesson, Goodluck Jonathan was sworn in as the president of Nigeria, Obama was in Europe and the middle east uprising is still on. Missed my friends on BUNIBUNI, really hope to talk to them VERY soon. have to go now. peace!!!
Its been a long time i came to this corner…….. a lot to talk about when i woke to pen something down – the mis yarning information minister of Nigeria who believed Jonathan Goodluck brought facebook to Nigeria, don’t know how to qualify the gaffe in terms of stupid,silly,uninformed, ill timed or all of the above, or my top 5 embarrassing moments – that would still surface in not too distant future, or my passion for listening to music – been on my mind for a while now, a review of the year about to end – went sooo fast with it’s ups and downs.
Its been one of those period for me when you can’t seem to find answers to load of questions…your down emotionally, drained physically and wonder whats going on….plans are falling apart like a park of card and you feel you’ve reached your limits. Every area you can think off seems soooo out of place – spiritually, its like God is far away and not concerned, Financially – bills flying in and soo many things to get and sooo little funds available or no fund at all, relationship – don’t lets even go there cause its always bottled feelings, no feelings, giving and never getting in return, broken promises, or drama avenue with part God knows what number in the horizon.
Sometimes i tend to blank and shut everything out……. sometimes i embrace the soothing relief of music………sometimes i try to say words of encouragement over and over again………..sometimes at night have shed those tears. sometimes it’s like a burden and too heavy to bear, a number of times its strain of frustration, despair and agony of loss.
At the end of the day……… its about who you want to be in life, what your striving for, your goals and objective. I’ve learnt to face and not shy away from them. they are issues that would make u stronger, be a better person if well handled. 2010 is almost out of the door, its a brand new year to look forward to. i would rise up and be strong, fergie’s music – big girls don’t cry just playing on my itunes (lol) what a coincidence. love u peeps
Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your Wrapper.
When in doubt, shroud your Spout.
Don’t be a loner, cover your *****.
You can’t go wrong if you shield your Dong.
If you are not going to sack it, go home and Whack it.
If you think she’s spunky, cover your Monkey.
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to Condomize.
If you go into heat, package your Meat.
Especially in December, gift wrap your Member.
Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your Tool.
The right selection! protect your Erection.
Wrap it in foil before checking her Oil.
If you really love her, wear a Cover.
Don’t make a mistake! Muzzle your Snake.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged Wiener.
Never deck her with an unwrapped Pecker.
If you cant shield your rocket, leave it in your Pocket.
No glove, No love
Don’t be in such a jiffy, cover your Stiffy.
AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.
its worlds AIDS day, spread the WORD not the VIRUS!
Source: annonymous
I remember growing up and life was filled with being trained by circumstances, family, friends, strangers and a host of other things. At that stage, opinion of people counted for everything and I strive to make my mark and seek approval by what people think, say or do. Here I am today though and I realise circumstances change every minute, strangers are what they are strangers, family might not be convinced about your approach and support might be thinly veiled, friends……..do I really want to get started on that?!
In this journey who then do I count on, there are days when I need a shoulder to cry on, the listening ear to talk to, need someone to share my moments of achievements, nights of loneliness and despair, someone to keep my secrets secret. Who then can be trusted to be the FRIEND in need and indeed. People would come and go but what landmark would they leave behind, would their passage be uplifting or bring along tales of woe and discouragement? How many times do I have to give second and third chances……..?
This road is long and I have learnt having just one friend who is my CONFIDANT might be all I need. I invest my ALL in my friendship when I have one cause they don’t come that often. Do the loads of friends on my Facebook account really count for friends… do the multitude of people who come across my path each day care about the intricacies of my life…….. I would always try to give the benefit of the doubt but like they say, TIME would tell…..!
Am here at long last…. not just a journey of two days nor twenty years. Am here as a ready writer, to pen the issues and passions of my soul on a tablet untouchable by hand. Its a journey……my journey…. the world through my eyes, welcome to my journey……welcome to moi WORLD!
Yemi Jegede
Tripen's Odyssey 