farting a crime?!!!!!

Hey peeps! saw this and decided to share my thoughts with y’all. All over the world, elected members of parliament pick on issues that affect the lives of people in their constituencies and try to formulate laws that would alleviate such. while I find this article hilarious, it also calls for concern…..are there no IMPORTANT ISSUES to deal with anymore?, how do u determine who farts in public?….something like … “hey the air smells foul, stop what you’re doing and bring your ass lets smell it?”…..or is there a detecting machine…….its ridiculous and shows lack of focus, direction and waste of public funds. well what more can be said….lets see who would be employed to do the policing cause that entails smelling of butts i assume. funny!!!

Perspective

It’s a new month again and the year is speeding away. uhmmmm……. like the saying goes ‘make hay while the sun shines’, I have decided to give this blog a facelift. I hope to be more consistent and look forward to thoughts on current happenings around me. In as much as I don’t want to beat a dead horse I however realise the protest and demonstrations sweeping the middle east is more than meet the eye. Is all this in the name of democracy??? well time will tell. Occurrences and situations in Nigeria never cease to baffle or amaze me. How do I reconcile the fact that a convicted person who stole billions of Naira decided to ‘celebrate’ his release by having a thanksgiving in church with the who is who or creme de la creme in the society and in his political party falling over each other to welcome him. Seems as though the April elections has more in the bag that I am hoping or bargaining for. Well fingers crossed and I hope to keep y’all updated. Starting a new role or business venture from tomorrow, kinda excited. It’s a new me, a new month and if I may say new perspective

rebirth

new spirit…new ego…..new life……new blog

watch this space!

Been there…….done that!

Its been a long time i came to this corner…….. a lot to talk about when i woke to pen something down – the mis yarning information minister of Nigeria who believed Jonathan Goodluck brought facebook to Nigeria, don’t know how to qualify the gaffe in terms of stupid,silly,uninformed, ill timed or all of the above, or my top 5 embarrassing moments – that would still surface in not too distant future, or my passion for listening to music – been on my mind for a while now, a review of the year about to end – went sooo fast with it’s ups and downs.

Its been one of those period for me when you can’t seem to find answers to load of questions…your down emotionally, drained physically and wonder whats going on….plans are falling apart like a park of card and you feel you’ve reached your limits. Every area you can think off seems soooo out of place – spiritually, its like God is far away and not concerned, Financially – bills flying in and soo many things to get and sooo little funds available or no fund at all, relationship – don’t lets even go there cause its always bottled feelings, no feelings, giving and never getting in return, broken promises, or drama avenue with part God knows what number in the horizon.

Sometimes i tend to blank and shut everything out……. sometimes i embrace the soothing relief of music………sometimes i try to say words of encouragement over and over again………..sometimes at night have shed those tears. sometimes it’s like a burden and too heavy to bear, a number of times its strain of frustration, despair and agony of loss.

At the end of the day……… its about who you want to be in life, what your striving for, your goals and objective. I’ve learnt to face and not shy away from them. they are issues that would make u stronger, be a better person if well handled. 2010 is almost out of the door, its a brand new year to look forward to. i would rise up and be strong, fergie’s music – big girls don’t cry just playing on my itunes (lol) what a coincidence. love u peeps

……..saying ‘I love you’

Don’t deceive me with the words ”I love you”
Or steal my heart with the phrase I hold so true
’tis only by word would I find a love so cruel
If taken away from you would I feel something new

When you drop the phone, do you think it’s a game?
You believe you’re fooling me but it’s just your shame.
As your heart skip, do I feel your gaze
You’re lying to me but yet unfazed

Prove it so my soul can sigh I have a boo
Not just by words cause it’s just your tool,
Allay my doubts and show me how you feel
My heart is torn in two I want to be free

My field of snow

Its official, winter has started!, one of its features include extreme high precipitation in form of snowfall. I woke up one morning after I came to the United Kingdom, opening the door, lo and behold a sea of white substance said good morning, hope your night was not too cold? My first re-action was to gasp……‘Jehovah el-effizzy’. This was a popular phrase during my undergraduate days amongst fellowship brethren, it describe a situation of amazement or pure joy for a situation that has occurred attributable to only one being…….GOD.

Due to its appearance it is regarded as sign of purity, others view it has newness of life or a new beginning while some are of the opinion it reflect peace. Whichever way one looks at it barring the coldness, it is an awesome sight to behold. A landscape view of snow with no blemish of dirt.
As an individual who loves to have time to walk and ponder on my thoughts and life, I have a favourite spot near my house, a park to be exact. The grass is kept lush green and well maintained, the trees whisper sweet songs to the discerning ears and the ambience of the environment stirs up the sinews and fabric of my being. However during the winter period, this is all covered in inches of snow and the park is rendered a risky place to venture into due to the ease of getting missing along its tricky paths and also the mini lake that can be deceptive in its look when frozen.

I have absolute love for the landscape formed by the snow during winter but a part of me looks forward to my time of tranquillity and self awareness during spring and summer. The snow is falling thick and fast nowadays and the lush green grass is paving way for an envelope of snow. This sets me thinking, when we as human look all peaceful and our countenance says all is well from the outside, what would we give way to when the rays of heat and trials shines on our peace? Would there be an outlay of green grass of hope that says all is well?

My field is covered with snow so peaceful during the winter but I look forward to a spring and summer of green grass. What are you dear reader looking forward to?

world AIDS day

Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your Wrapper.
When in doubt, shroud your Spout.
Don’t be a loner, cover your *****.
You can’t go wrong if you shield your Dong.
If you are not going to sack it, go home and Whack it.
If you think she’s spunky, cover your Monkey.
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to Condomize.
If you go into heat, package your Meat.
Especially in December, gift wrap your Member.
Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your Tool.
The right selection! protect your Erection.
Wrap it in foil before checking her Oil.
If you really love her, wear a Cover.
Don’t make a mistake! Muzzle your Snake.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged Wiener.
Never deck her with an unwrapped Pecker.
If you cant shield your rocket, leave it in your Pocket.
No glove, No love
Don’t be in such a jiffy, cover your Stiffy.
AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.

its worlds AIDS day, spread the WORD not the VIRUS!

Source: annonymous

note to self

I remember growing up and life was filled with being trained by circumstances, family, friends, strangers and a host of other things. At that stage, opinion of people counted for everything and I strive to make my mark and seek approval by what people think, say or do. Here I am today though and I realise circumstances change every minute, strangers are what they are strangers, family might not be convinced about your approach and support might be thinly veiled, friends……..do I really want to get started on that?!

In this journey who then do I count on, there are days when I need a shoulder to cry on, the listening ear to talk to, need someone to share my moments of achievements, nights of loneliness and despair, someone to keep my secrets secret. Who then can be trusted to be the FRIEND in need and indeed. People would come and go but what landmark would they leave behind, would their passage be uplifting or bring along tales of woe and discouragement? How many times do I have to give second and third chances……..?

This road is long and I have learnt having just one friend who is my CONFIDANT might be all I need. I invest my ALL in my friendship when I have one cause they don’t come that often. Do the loads of friends on my Facebook account really count for friends… do the multitude of people who come across my path each day care about the intricacies of my life…….. I would always try to give the benefit of the doubt but like they say, TIME would tell…..!

Hello world!

Am here at long last…. not just a journey of two days nor twenty years. Am here as a ready writer, to pen the issues and passions of my soul on a tablet untouchable by hand.  Its a journey……my journey…. the world through my eyes, welcome to my journey……welcome to moi WORLD!